Bow fools.

*Line in the Sand Plays as WWEfan walks down to the ring*

WWEfan: You should all be grateful. You should all be appreciative. You should all be watching. WWEfan has made his arrival to USW, and I'm not here to make friends. Thats right the OWW WORLD Champ is right HERE in USW.

And making this short and sweet, because quite frankly, none of you deserve my time. So here it is:

I'm the freakin OWW champion. Management, ill just let you know, that I'm not facing some jobber. Next show, I'm asking you that-...No, no...I'm TELLING you that I am going to be in a match. And not in just any match...No, I'm going to be in a #1Contenders match for the right to face the champ at the next show. So mark it on your calenders, becasue in a few weeks, WWEfan shows USW that why he's the OWW champ.

*david sykes appears on the tiantron and is laughing*

Oww what the hell is that seriously being a champ of a fed thats run in your backyard is nothing to be proud of.Lets see what there is to be proud of hmm.First of all intelliegence,integrity,power,attractib=vness well only one guy in that locker room has that and you looking at him ohh and i forgot to add stunning so take your backyard fed and go home we dont need jobbers on the roster we need future legends like yours truely

*screen fads out*