hardcore title thread

My midget rises from the dead and you suffer a panic attack.KO

OMG

roll up 123

He gets up and gives you a short arm scissors.lol

I spear you, your midget attacks me. I kick him in the head and throw him off a cliff. I spear you again and lock you in a sharpshooter, you tap.

i hit you with a fish knockout

I take your fish and shove it down your throut and you choke, knockout

i pull my fish out my throat and hit you with you knockout

I punch the crap out of you then i wrap you in barbwire and use you as a yo-yo over a clif. Eventually you get ripped in pieces, KNOCKOUT!!!

My midget throws a guppie fish at you.KO

i push you over.kockout

My midget gives you a SMALL package.lol

well he wins the title not you so i cover your midget 123

Ultimate Warrior comes out of no where and hits him with achair for the title win.

ok your not champ then i roll up warrior 123

Then Hulk Hogan owns u and wins the title.

i hit a leg drop on the hulkster 123

CM Punk with a GTS for the win and the title.

look dude you win the title not wrestler s god

I hit you with a chair 123

I hit you with multiple chair shots to the head giving you a concussion. Then I DDT you on the chair 1...2...3

i powerbomb you then hit you with a fish 123

I take you to a 30 foot cliff in a care. I put you on top of the car and DDT you on the top and your head goes through and you are stuck. I take the car push it off the cliff where it lands in a ocean. When you pull your head out I jump off and it a whisper in the wind an pin. 1...2...3

wow lol

I bash you with a fish 123

I eat the fish. Then I take the bones and super glue them to a chair. The I take prop the chair up so people can sit in it. I then spread broken glass all over it. Then I put a sign above it that says free ice cream for the next person to sit in this chair and wear a false mustache. Then when you come near it I bodyslam you onto it. Then I pin by stepping on your chest. 1...2...3

okay

i get big daddy v on your arse he pushes you gainst a brick wall and throbs his tits into you 123

I tell you to look up. Then magically I am on a scafold above you and I drop an anvil. You get bunched up like an acordian then. I jump down and hit a whisper in the wind and pin. 1...2...3