Authority 25/1/08

Show opens with pyro at the entrance ramp. The camera shows members of the audience standing on their feet applauding.

Ricky Slade
Announcer
Lance Pillman
Teri
David Sykes

Hello I am Ricky Slade and welcome to Authority. Tonight we have a much anticipated title match between the ever popular Baz and our fan favourite champion, Joe Morgan. I can’t wait.

"Handful of Redemption" by boysetsfire plays and Andy Ace walks out.

Ladies and Gentlemen this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing from Commack, NY weighing 255 pounds, Andy Ace.

Here is Andy Ace making his Authority debut. This week Poison shut down so it’s roster was drafted to Authority and XWA, welcome to Authority Andy.

Duffle Bag Boy by Playaz Circle plays and Tristan "Rampage” Artist walks out.

And his partner from Las Vegas, NV weighing 230 pounds Tristan “Rampage” Artist.

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays and Jimmy Davison walks out.

And their opponent from Murder City, weighing 225 pounds, “The King of Hardcore” Jimmy Davison.

Travis "Rampage" Johnson’s music plays.

And his partner weighing 320 pounds, Travis "Rampage" Johnson.

We have 2 rampages in this ring what the hell!

Jimmy and Andy go to their corners and Tristan and Travis start. Travis walks up to Tristan and pushes him. Tristan hits Travis with a double leg take down and starts punching Travis in the head.

Tristan taking exception to Travis sharing his nickname then pushing him.

Tristan gets up and hits him with a leg drop. Tristan bounces of the ropes and jumps up, he goes for a fist drop but Travis rolls out of the way. Tristan punches the ground and Travis quickly starts to stomp on him. Travis picks him up and punches him in the head. Travis throws Tristan into his corner and hits him with a clothesline. Travis tags in Jimmy and they start stomping on Tristan in the corner. Travis goes outside while Jimmy continues to stomp. Jimmy picks up Tristan and tags in Travis, Jimmy puts Tristan in a full nelson and Travis starts throwing some hard rights and lefts to his body. Jimmy slams Tristan and goes back outside, Travis hits Tristan with an elbow drop.

Travis and Jimmy defiantly came here with a game plan. They’re keeping Tristan in the corner and are absolutely beating the crap out of him.

Travis hits Tristan with a scoop slam then a leg drop into a cover, 1…2… kickout. Travis picks up Tristan and picks him up on his shoulders, Travis tags in Jimmy who gets on the top rope. Jimmy jumps off but Tristan slides off Travis’ shoulders and pushes him in Jimmy’s double axe handle. Travis goes down and rolls out of the ring. Tristan goes to make the tag, Jimmy pulls him away from the corner and hits him with a Russian leg sweep, cover 1…2… Andy breaks it up. Jimmy and Andy start fighting, the ref breaks it up. While Andy has the ref distracted Travis and Jimmy start to stomp on Tristan.

Travis and Jimmy continuing with the double team, while Andy Ace is yet to be in this.

Travis gets back into his corner, while Jimmy picks up Tristan. Jimmy irishwips Tristan into the corner, Jimmy charges at Tristan who gets a boot up, Jimmy runs into it. Tristan hits Travis with an elbow and runs to his corner, on the way Jimmy trips him. Jimmy grabs Tristan’s leg and starts to pull him back, Tristan kicks Jimmy away and leaps to his corner and makes the tag. Andy runs in and hits him with a clothesline, Travis runs in and gets speared by Andy. Jimmy gets up and is bending over. Andy gives a no1 sign and hits Jimmy with the Ace knee smash. Andy covers 1…2… kickout. Andy starts punching Jimmy in the head then goes to the top rope, Jimmy gets up and Andy hits him with a missile dropkick.

Andy Ace cleaning house and is now proceeding to destroy Jimmy Davison.

Andy locks Jimmy in a figure 4 leg lock. Jimmy starts fighting it trying to turn over. Travis runs into the ring but gets hit by Tristan with a punch, Travis gets up then gets put down by a spinebuster from Tristan. The ref starts telling him to get out, Jimmy starts tapping the ref doesn’t see it. Travis manages to kick Andy making him let go of the figure 4. Travis picks up Andy and hits him with a sit down power bomb then gets out of the ring. The ref get back into the match, Jimmy covers Andy 1…2… kickout. Jimmy rolls to the corner and tags in Travis. Travis goes up to Andy and starts talking trash to him, while stomping on him. Travis picks up Andy and puts him in a bear hug. Andy starts hitting Travis in the back. Travis hits Andy with a forearm around the back then hits him with a spinebuster. Travis puts him in another bear hug. Andy starts to fade out. Travis shakes him putting more pressure. Andy headbuts Travis, then starts to punch him. Travis’ grip loosens, Andy hits him with another headbut making Travis let go. Andy picks him up on his shoulders, Jimmy runs in and chop blocks Andy. Tristan runs in and attacks Jimmy. Tristan hits Jimmy with a shoulderblock. Tristan picks up Jimmy and lifts him on his shoulders, he hits the Total Rampage.

Total Rampage on Jimmy Davison oh my god!!!

Travis gets up and knees Tristan in the mid section. He sets Tristan up for the sit down powerbomb. Tristan flips Travis. Andy gets up and waits for Travis to get up. Jimmy gets on the apron but gets taken back down by Tristan with a spear through the second rope, Travis gets up and Andy hits him with THE ACE CUTTER and covers him, 1…2…3.

Here are your winners the team of Andy Ace and Tristan “Rampage” Artist.

They did it, after an intense battle Andy Ace and Tristan Artist pick up the victory.

Andy Ace and Tristan start celebrating.


Lance Pillman’s music starts playing.

You’re all probably wondering why I’m out here right now. Well I have to address a little thing called UWC. You see it’s nothing more than a little thorn in my foot that can be easily dealt with. Now before I get to that I would just like to say, Poison is DEAD! I realised my mistake of creating 3 brands earlier this week, it was making us look like the WWE. So all the Poison stars have been drafted to XWA and Authority. Now back to the UWC problem. I’ve thought of a way to deal with this and that is to fight them head on. So management of UWC, I am issuing a challenge to you.

Lance’s music starts playing and he exits the ring.

Well news of this highly popular new company seems to have reached our bosses ears, but back to Authority action. Up next a battle between two monsters Madness and the Authority debuting Vincent.

Cuts to commercial.

Back on.

Down with The Sickness by Disturbed plays, Madness starts walking to the ring. He stops to look and the crowd, a little kid starts crying. Madness begins laughing and proceeds to the ring.

Ladies and Gentlemen this contest is scheduled for one fall introducing from The Shadows on your Street weighing 289 pounds, “The Monster” Madness.

Vincent’s music starts playing, the crowd starts cheering for him.

Wow Vincent getting cheered by the fans right now, they probably want to see him beat Madness tonight but that is a lot harder than it Sounds.

And the opponent weighing 325 pounds, Vincent.

Vincent is one of the people drafted from Poison, also like Andy Ace making his Authority Debut. This match should be good.

The ref rings the bell, Vincent and Madness lock up. They both push each other but neaither man moves.

Both of these monsters are powerful, Vincent has the weight advantage and Madness has the size advantage.

They lock up again, Madness kicks Vincent in the mid section and pushes him to the ropes, Vincent sends Madness to the other ropes and they collide with shoulderblocks neither one of them go down. Vincent kicks Madness in the mid section then bounces off the ropes, he hits Madness with a shoulderblock. Madness takes starts losing his balance. Vincent bounces off the ropes again and hit Madness with a clothesline. Madness goes down and Vincent starts pumping the crowd up. Madness gets up near the ropes, Vincent charges at him but gets caught with a back body drop sending Vincent over the top rope. Vincent lands on his feet and trips Madness then he pulls him to the outside. Vincent starts punching Madness then irishwhips him towards the barricade, Madness reverses it and sends Vincent into the barricade. Madness shoulderblocks Vincent. Vincent goes down holding his ribs. Madness looks at the crowd. All the people near him start trying to get away. Madness starts laughing, then he goes into the ring and breaks the count.

The fans don’t just hate Madness they fear him.

Madness goes back outside and gets clotheslined by Vincent. Vincent rolls Madness back into the ring. Madness gets up and while Vincent is getting in the ring he starts stomping on him. Vincent grabs Madness’ leg and trips him, then he starts pounding on his head. Madness blocks a punch and headbuts Vincent then hits him with an elbow drop. Madness picks up Vincent and irishwips him into the ropes, Madness hits him with a big boot on the rebound then covers 1… kickout. Madness picks up Vincent and irishwips him again, on the rebound Madness goes for the big boot but Vincent catches it. Vincent spins Madness around and hits him with a belly to back suplex. Vincent hits a running leg drop and covers 1…2… kickout. Vincent starts punching Madness in the head then hits him with a headbut. Vincent goes to the top rope Madness gets up and shakes the ropes, Vincent loses his balance and falls on the ropes. Madness grabs Vincent’s head and DDTs him.

What a DDT from the top rope to the mat below. Madness in control now, which is bad for Vincent.

Madness covers Vincent 1…2… Vincent puts his foot on the bottom rope. Madness picks up Vincent and puts him in a torture rack. Madness climbs to the bottom rope, then to the second. Madness falls back and slams Vincent into the mat. Madness drags Vincent to the centre of the ring and covers 1…2… kickout. Madness goes up to the ref and starts arguing with him. Vincent gets up. Madness turns around and gets grabbed around the neck by Vincent. Vincent goes for a double arm chokeslam but Madness blocks it and grabs Vincent around the neck, both men are choking eachother out. Vincent kicks Madness in the mid section and then hits him with a gutwrench suplex. Vincent gets up and gives Madness a elbow drop. Vincent covers 1…2… kickout.

Vincent is getting back into this but is getting frustrated which only increases Madness’ chances.

Vincent picks up Madness and sends him into the corner. Vincent hits Madness with a clothesline then a sidewalk slam. Vincent climbs to the top rope and hits Madness with a big splash. Vincent covers 1…2… Madness kicks out. Vincent gets up and starts kicking the ropes. Vincent grabs Madness by the head and puts it between the second and bottom rope, Vincent starts pushing Madness’ neck into the bottom rope with his boot. The ref tells Vincent to stop and when he doesn’t the ref starts counting, 1…2…3… Vincent stops. Vincent picks up Madness and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Madness starts to get up, Vincent takes a run up and dives over the top rope, he hits Madness with a clothesline.

Ladies and Gentlemen that is a 300 pound man diving over the top rope. This is amazing.

Vincent gets up and goes back into the ring while the ref is counting. 1…2…3…4…5… Madness starts getting up, 6… Vincent takes a run up and jumps over the top rope going for another clothesline but Madness gets out of the way and Vincent crashes into the concrete floor. Madness picks up Vincent and rolls him into the ring. Madness covers Vincent 1…2… kickout.

People make a lot of mistakes when they get angry and Vincent who barely managed to kick out of that one after crashing into the concrete floor is an example.

Madness gets up but has to lean on the ropes to stay standing. Madness falls down and hits Vincent with a forearm to the head. Madness drags Vincent to the centre of the ring and picks him up. He hits the Final Downfall and covers 1…2…3.

Here is your winner “The Monster” Madness.

What a hard fought victory for Madness. For two weeks in a row he had managed to hit his opponents with that final downfall for the victory.

Cuts to commercial.

Back on.

Lie in the Sand by Motorhead plays.

Ladies and Gentlemen making his USW debut, from Toronto, Ontario weighing 260 pounds. This is WWEfan.

Here is WWEfan making his USW debut tonight in a one on one match against David Sykes. WWEfan one of the best OWW has to offer taking on the former Poison champion, this should be interesting.

Teri is on the titantron with a mic.

Well USW fans I am standing here with the man that is about to face WWEfan he is the very controversial.

Then someone wakes her on the shoulder and rolls her eyes

And very stunning, he is David Sykes

David appears standing next to Teri and he grabs her arse and she smiles

WWEfan first of all, I’m about to face you and put you on the shelf but in all seriousness you come here and run your mouth, I did the same thing when I first joined and lost to some fag called Zach but I could kick his arse now instead I’m about to kick your arse.

Well how you going to do it?

Simple ill hit him with the stunner 123

David taps his hands three times to show the 3 count.

Oh and when I’m finished Teri we will get into some business of our own.

David winks at her and walks off to the curtain to enter and she smiles.

Alive by Pearl Jam plays as David Sykes walks out.

The opponent form Hollywood, weighing 290 pounds. “Stunning” David Sykes.

And here is David Sykes the former Poison Champion. I don’t think he is entirely focused on this match after that interview.

David gets in the ring. The ref rings the bell. David slaps WWEfan. WWEfan slaps David right back. David goes for a punch but WWEfan ducks it, David spins around and faces WWEfan who delivers a few jabs right to David’s face. WWEfan punches David hard sending him to the ground. David rolls away from WWEfan and gets up. David and WWEfan lock up. David starts pushing WWEfan towards the ropes. WWEfan switches the momentum and pushes David into the ropes. WWEfan goes for a clothesline but David ducks it. David hits WWEfan with an elbow to the back of the head. David puts WWEfan in a headlock, WWEfan goes for a back suplex but David switches his weight and lands on WWEfan, 1… kickout. David picks up WWEfan and irishwips him. David hits WWEfan with a hip toss on the rebound. David puts WWEfan in a headlock. WWEfan gets to a vertical base along with David. WWEfan brings David to the ropes then shoots him off, on the rebound WWEfan hits David with a shoulderblock. WWEfan hits David with a running leg drop then puts him in a front face lock. David rolls through and grabs WWEfan’s leg putting him in an ankle lock. WWEfan rolls through and grabs David’s arm then puts him in a hammerlock.

These two men exchanging holds here, I’m a little shocked by this. I was expecting a all out brawl.

David brings WWEfan and himself to their feet and snapmares WWEfan. David hits a fist drop then a few punches to the head. David drags WWEfan to the ropes and uses them as a springboard, David hits a kneedrop on WWEfan’s head. David goes for another but WWEfan pulls the rope as he springboards. David falls out of the ring. WWEfan gets up and follows David. WWEfan hits David with a mule kick. David tries to get up but WWEfan kicks him in the ribs. David rolls in to the barricade. WWEfan charges at him knee first but David gets out of the way. WWEfan hits the barricade and flips into the crowd.

WWEfan just flew into the third row while David Sykes restarts the count.

David goes into the crowd and starts hitting WWEfan. David throughs WWEfan back over the barricade. David climbs on top of the barricade. David hits a diving elbow on WWEfan then throughs him back into the ring. David follows and covers 1…2… WWEfan grabs the bottom rope. David delivers some punches to WWEfan’s head. David picks up WWEfan and sets him up for a powerbomb. WWEfan trips David then puts him in a bosten crab. David grabs the ropes, the ref starts counting WWEfan 1…2…3… WWEfan lets go. WWEfan starts leaning on the ropes. David starts getting up, when he gets to his knees WWEfan delivers a stiff kick to David’s head. WWEfan collapses into a cover on David, 1…2… kickout. WWEfan puts David in a headlock and starts punching him in the head. WWEfan stops punching and puts more pressure on the headlock, the fans start clapping for David. David gets WWEfan to his feet, the fans start chanting Sykes, but David sticks the figure up at them. David elbows WWEfan, David elbows again. WWEfan lets go of the headlock, David gives WWEfan some knees to the gut then irishwhips him into the corner. David hits s stinger splash. David holds up WWEfan so he doesn’t fall. David irishwips him into the ropes. On the rebound David goes for a powerslam but gets reversed into an armdrag from WWEfan. David gets up. WWEfan punches David who punches WWEfan back. They continue trading punches until David ducks one. David clotheslines WWEfan then grabs his arm and pulls him back up, David goes for another clothesline but WWEfan ducks it and hits a german suplex. WWEfan sits in the corner waiting for David to get up. David starts getting up while the ref is checking him, WWEfan charges at him and goes for a spear. David avoids it but pulls the ref in the way.

No! WWEfan just speared the referee now anything goes.

David hits WWEfan with a clothesline then goes outside, he gets a Singapore cane and goes back in the ring. WWEfan starts getting up. David hits him over the back with the cane. WWEfan starts kneeling from the pain. David hits him over the head, the can snaps in half. David throughs the half he is holding out of the ring and takes a few steps back. The ref starts getting up. WWEfan starts getting up. David signals for the Stunner. WWEfan gets up and gets hit by David Sykes with a Stunner, cover 1…2…3.

Here is your winner David “Stunning” Sykes.

Well David cheated plain and simple. He always has a backup plan in every match, one day he is going to get what he deserves.

David starts walking down the entrance ramp, Teri runs out and she and David kiss on the entrance ramp. David gets a mic.

Hey baby, why don’t we get back to my hotel room right now while these morons watch the rest of the, ahhh.

WWEfan attacks David with a chair, hitting him in the head numerous times. WWEfan sets the chair up around David’s neck. Teri hits WWEfan with a low blow and takes the chair off David. She helps him out of the building while WWEfan watches in pain.

Well David nearly got what’s coming to him right there but Teri saved him. Anyway still to come our main event, the match you’ve all been waiting for. Joe Morgan vs The Baz with the world championship on the line. Stay tuned.

Cuts to commercial.

Back on.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event. This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the USW World Championship.

The Pretender by Foo Fighters play. The Baz walks out.

Introducing first the challenger from Sydney Australia, weighing 245 pounds. “The New Thing” ladies and gentlemen this is BAZ!

Baz walks down do the rings giving hi 5s to the fans on his way. The fans are cheering for him.

Here is Baz, the challenger. You all know what Baz went through last week to get this title shot, flaming tables against Zach and what a match that was.

Thoughtless by KoRn plays as Joe Morgan walks out. The fans explode with cheering for him. He raises the title high and points to Baz.

And the opponent, from Tombstone, Arizona. Weighing 300 pounds. He is the USW World Champion, JOE MORGAN!

Here is our champion Joe Morgan. He won the title in a battle royal at Authority Invasion. In that match was the Baz who feels that he should be the champ now.

Joe gets in the ring and the ref takes the belt. The ref raises the belt showing it to the audience. The ref gives the belt to the timekeeper and rings the bell. Baz and Joe stand there facing each other. The fans get on their feet cheering and clapping. A Joe chant starts, then a Baz chant starts. “Joe, Baz, Joe, Baz.” Joe extends his hand. Baz slaps it away. Joe slaps Baz across the face. Baz slaps Joe back. They lock up. Baz gets a headlock, Joe reverses into a hammerlock. Baz goes under Joe’s arm and trips him. Baz floats over and puts Joe in a front face lock. Baz gets to his feet and throws Joe’s arm on his shoulder. Baz goes for a suplex. Joe blocks it, Baz tries again. Joe blocks it and hits a snap suplex. Joe puts Baz in a keylock. Baz bridges then gets to his feet. He reverses it into an armwrench. Baz elbows Joe’s arm then runs to the ropes. Baz jumps over the top rope and brings Joe’s arm down on it. Baz goes back into the ring and puts Joe in a hammerlock. Baz with the hammerlock still applied hits Joe with a back suplex with a bridge, 1…2… kickout. Baz starts stomping on Joe. Joe grabs Baz’s boot and hits a single leg takedown. Joe hits Baz with a leg breaker, then puts him in a single leg crab. Baz gets to the ropes and Joe lets go. Baz slides out of the ring.

This is a good match. Baz is doing the right thing, he should slow the pace down and try not get into an all out brawl with Joe.

Baz goes back into the ring. Joe goes on the attack with some punches and kicks. He gets Baz in the corner and hits some punch elbow uppercut combos. Baz blocks a punch and throws Joe into the corner, Baz hits him with some hard rights, then some shoulder thrusts. Baz stops and Joe slides down. Joe is sitting in the corner. Baz takes a few steps back and charges, he hits a dropkick in the corner on Joe. Baz goes outside and grabs Joe’s arm. Baz smashes Joe’s arm against the corner, he does it again then goes back into the ring. Baz stomps on Joe’s arm, then puts him in an armbar. Baz holds onto it for a while with Joe trying to get out. Joe manages to roll over getting Baz in a pin, 1…2… kickout. Joe rolls out of the ring holding his arm.

Baz doing some damage on Joe’s arm right now, the title might be in trouble.

Baz dives over the top rope with a crossbody, Joe catches him. Joe swings Baz into the corner.

OMG Baz’s spine just got impaled into that corner. Where did Joe get the strength to do that?

Joe rolls back into the ring while the ref counts. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… Baz gets back into the ring. Joe starts stomping on Baz.

Well ladies and gentlemen we have to go to a commercial break, stay tuned.

Cuts to Comercial

Back on.

Ok we’re back, Joe Morgan on the offensive, Baz hitting a few punches every now and then but can’t get any momentum going.

Joe Morgan has Baz in the corner, he hits a few punches, the ref starts trying to get Joe out of the corner. Joe takes a few steps back, then charges going for the shoulderblock, Baz gets out of the way and Joe smashes into the corner. Baz rolls him up 1…2… kickout. Joe gets up holding onto his arm, he stomps on the back of Baz’s head then kicks him in the mid section. Baz rolls towards the middle of the ring. Joe takes a run up and hits a leg drop. Joe covers 1…2… kickout. Joe gives Baz a few punches to the head then hits another leg drop, Joe gets up and goes for another, Baz rolls out of the way. Joe gets up a bit groggy, Baz from behind hits a bulldog, Baz goes to the top rope and jumps, he hits a diving leg drop and covers 1…2… kickout. Baz rolls back outside while Joe starts to get up. Joe sees Baz outside and goes for a baseball slide, Baz grabs Joe’s legs and pulls him out. Baz hits a few punches to the head then a kick to the mid section, Baz hits a swinging neckbreaker. Baz gets up and rolls back in the ring. Joe gets up and follows. Baz starts clubbing Joe over the back as he gets in, Joe still gets on his feet. He hits Baz with an uppercut sending him into the ropes. Joe irishwips Baz. On the rebound Joe takes a swing but Baz ducks it and keeps running. On the second rebound Baz goes for a flying shoulderblock but Joe gets out of the way and Baz hits the ref. The ref rolls out of the ring. Baz turns to face Joe who hits him with an overhead belly to belly.

Well the ref is out, this might turn hardcore.

Joe goes outside to try to wake up the ref, he gives up and when he tries to get back in the rind Black Dagger attacks him.

Black Dagger where the hell did he come from?

Dagger irishwips Joe into the stairs. Dagger picks up the stairs and smashes them on Joe. Baz goes to the outside and starts talking to Black Dagger. Dagger is about to hit Joe again with the stairs but Baz kicks them into Dagger’s face. Baz picks up the stairs and when Dagger gets up, Baz smashes them into his face. Baz throws the stairs away. Joe Morgan starts getting up but Baz throws him in the ring. Baz gives Dagger a kick for good measure and follows Joe in the ring. Baz covers Joe and the ref gets back in 1…2…

No not like this Baz come on.

Zach pulls the ref out of the ring and hits him with a DDT. Zach slides in the ring with a chair. Baz charges at Zach but gets hit with the chair. Zach starts hitting Baz with the chair. Black Dagger comes into the ring. He has a towel and a lighter. Zach wraps the towel around the chair and Dagger sets it on fire.

Zach and Dagger teaming up to get some payback on The Baz. Someone should stop this match it’s getting out of hand.

Baz gets up and Zach hits him with the fire chair. Baz goes down, Joe starts getting up and Zach hands the chair to Dagger. Joe gets up but gets put back down by Dagger with the fire chair. Zach picks up Baz and Dagger drops the chair on the floor. Zach hits Dagger with the Eliminating DDT on the fire chair. Baz rolls away from it shaking. Dagger picks up Joe and hits him with the Dagger’s end on the fire chair. The ref calls for the bell.

This match has been ruled a No Contest due to interference.

Thank God, now someone get security in there to stop this.

Lance Pillman’s music plays.

Stop it! Stop it right now. How dare you two interfere with my main event. I should fire you both right now, but instead I have decided to book all for of you in a tag team cage match for next week. And I have decided that at thePPV on February 2nd the fans will decide who the number 1 contender is out of you 3. Enjoy your cage next week.

Lance exits the arena.

Well we now know our main event for next week. This is Ricky Slade and thanks for watching.

Show ends with Zach and Black Dagger raising their arms up in victory.

graet show zach 10/10 once again awesome finish also

awesome show man i loved it too bad my match ended in a no contest but i guess it was sort of obvious

also who is my partner next week is it joe

Bazzinator wrote:

awesome show man i loved it too bad my match ended in a no contest but i guess it was sort of obvious

also who is my partner next week is it joe

yeah dagger and zach are teaming