Your next TV champ

david
terri
jason


*david and terri are making out in their locker room and jason stokes (bstage interviewer) walks in*


david david
what the fuck do you want cant you see im busy
Yes but i wanted your thoughts on your win against blurr and advancing in the tourny next week
*david looks at terri who is in her bra*
sorry babe ill be a few
*then david walks over to the mic*
what are my thoughts.well i dont have much emotion about this cause the TV title is usless to me.Instead of the baz or some of those other rejcts i should be facing joe morgan for the title.But before i answer anything else who in the hell are you
ohhh im jason strokes im replacing terri.Ok anyway who is the biggest threat in the tourny
*david laughs*
biggest threat who do you think is the biggest threat
well i think wwefan could have a good chance aginst you if you two face off
wwefan off all people wwefan well jason he aint the biggest threat i am.When i hit that stunner its over uno due tre,123 i will be the champ no matter who i face
thankyou for your time sir
*david pushes jason*
fuck of you geek
*then terri gets up and looks at david*
where were we
*then they make out*
about here

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